25 Thing I Learned From Arrested Development

25 Things I Learned From Arrested Development

 

1. There is always money in the banana stand

2. Tricks are things whores do for money

3. It will fly out on its own

4. The Blue Man Group is not a depressed man’s support group

5. It’s not easy being brown

6. The pet shop dead dove return policy is terrible

7. You cannot throw a letter into the ocean

8. Never charge the Aztec tomb to the company account

9. Swallowing keys is not easy

10. Always leave a note

11. Don’t touch the Cornballer

12. Never walk in front of the poppins

13. Don’t do the chicken dance in Mexico

14. Breakfast is the most important thing

15. Don’t call Orange County the OC

16. Free scrapbooking classes are always too good to be true

17. The prosecution is not a CBS show

18. Watch out for hop-ons

19. NO TOUCHING!

20. Don’t give up animation rights

21. Hot cops are not a good substitute for real cops

22. Children should neither be seen nor heard

23. The blue on the map is not land

24. There are ice cream sandwiches in prison

25. Some things are for British eyes only